the only place i never snore
is sleeping on a couch
the years of training have finally paid off!
i am used to it.
i need it.
i want it.
i am finally a world class something.
couch surfer.
when i finally make it
in the books
the magazines
the records
or some long lost rich relative dies,
i will have a home,
a studio,
a car maybe,
some great women lounging around the brand new above ground pool i have just installed in the front yard to my neighbors dismay...
the bedroom will have a bed,
but that will just be for
fucking
sucking
screwing.
then, right next door
behind a solid
soundproof
wooden door.
will be a nice long couch,
that i will sneak away to
after i have had my fill
of whatever
whoever
has taken my bed.
even when i'm rich
it just will seem
to make more sense
that i sleep
with
the
dogs.